A conversation with Baby Hillbilly which originated with why BH should not be wearing nappies anymore.
BH: But mama you wear nappies!
Me: yes but only after I had a baby. (Regular Reader please know that i do not wear nappies that was just what I called feminine hygiene products to her when she asked one day)
BH: Mama are you going to have a baby?
me: No BH 3 is enough (me thinking cripes it has only been 8 weeks give me a chance woman to lose some post baby belly flab- yeah right who am I kidding that flab will be here for the long haul)
BH: LO was in your belly wasn't she.
me: yes and now she is out, you were in my belly too as was Jnr.
BH: and Daddy too?
me: No Daddy came out of Nana's belly and I came out of Grandma's belly
BH: and Poppy's too?
me: ummm no baby...
I genuinely look forward to our next discussion on how exactly the baby got in my belly....NOT