Oh Hillbilly Snr we do love you and the funny little things you do.
This evening when I went to take a shower I noticed a bottle of that J&J Holiday Moisturiser (think fake tan) on the bathroom bench. Now I know I never had it out as the stuff is crap and I now sit and wonder why I am yet to throw it out..I digress..
Anyways..I was inwardly groaning thinking that Hillbilly Snr has rubbed it over his slightly sunburnt shoulders and now there would be all these horrible brown stains on my good sheets but alas no Hillbilly Snr way too clever for that he used it to rub into his chaffed groin area.
So guess who has the best tanned bits this evening...