So why do we hate her so much?
Did it start off because of her boyfriend?
Oh Brad really!
Is it because of this...
That speech makes me want to stab myself in the eye with a fork.
Or was it when she chose another human beings name?
As far as celebrity baby names go this has to be the worst
Or because she is trying to convince us she actually cooks and eats food like a normal person?
How long do you think she sat in hair and make up to achieve the harrassed mum in the kitchen look?
Or was the fatal blow when she did this?
Seriously hand me that fork now
So do you want to come join my team or are you firmly planted in Team Gwyneth?