Thursday, July 7, 2011

Gwyneth Hating the lazy lady sport

I was over at This Mid 30's Life reading her latest post (swear I am not a stalker) and it got me to thinking I actually do participate in sport.  The sport of bagging the shit out of Gwyneth.  I realised I am not alone in fact we could actually make this a team sport and have a round robin game draw.  I mean we could even have uniforms.

So why do we hate her so much?

Did it start off because of her boyfriend?

Oh Brad really!

Is it because of this...
That speech makes me want to stab myself in the eye with a fork.

Or was it when she chose another human beings name?

As far as celebrity baby names go this has to be the worst

Or because she is trying to convince us she actually cooks and eats food like a normal person?

How long do you think she sat in hair and make up to achieve the  harrassed mum in the kitchen look?

Or was the fatal blow when she did this?

Seriously hand me that fork now

So do you want to come join my team or are you firmly planted in Team Gwyneth?


I'm So Fancy said...

What did it for me was the bit about how she's worked so hard to get here and deserves every bit and boo hoo people who think otherwise. Hey Gynnie, do you know who your parents are? Do you think that might have had, oh, anything to do with it? Even just a little boost?

Ellie said...

Very true Mrs Fancy - you can be on my team.

Loz and Dinny said...

Don't get me started on the Gwenyth Repultrow ... I'm so far behind on blogland I didn't even know you'd started up again!

Ellie said...

I am a bit haphazard. Kind of lost my mojo for a bit there. I tend to read more these days.

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