Skating on Thin Ice

After my last blog I thought I made myself abundantly clear but obviously not...

Conversation between Snr Hillbilly and myself last night...

SH: I think you are having a boy!

me: Oh really why do you say that?

SH: oh because...oh it doesn't matter...

Now I know Snr Hillbilly has a theory (he has heard it via his mother) that if you have a boy you carry it in the arse aka he was telling me my arse was huge.

Count to ten...calm blue ocean and all that shit...